Maybe you're not destined to achieve greatness, but just being great

I'm fucked.

No. Really. Screwed.

I gave Alexia her first kiss... what an honor. So, we're dancing and we're making out, and her party is this huge success, and as I'm used to doing, I tell her we should go to a more private space. Translation: "Let's fuck". Yeah, well, she probably missed the sex 101 class. We run behind stage, make out some more...

Suddenly she starts asking me all these silly, typical women questions:

"Do you like me? Like really really really?" and as a good man, I'm answering positive to all of these. Regularly, these are 'tunnel questions', you see the light, once you're out. Therefore, keep going, answer everything 'yes' and then just get THERE.

BIG NO NO... It doesn't work with EVERY girl... (just works on normal women).

I should've known Alexia would be different. I become her "official" boyfriend. And what do I realize right after? HAHA... she won't have sex until 17..... That's a year from now...

A year- 12 months- 48 weeks- 365 days.....

What a good joke, eh?

It would be good if IT WERE A JOKE. I'm stuck with Alexia... wanting to get into her pants, wanting to screw her senseless, but nonetheless hating the 'no sex' part. I'm 18! How the hell do you expect an 18 year old male NOT to have sex?

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Mom, Dad, Jackie and I are going out for dinner. Maybe I'll have some time to relax there. Ironically, family time relaxes me.